Visual proof that life's not fair.
Well, the game we've all been waiting for is finally here!
Regardless, the best of Major League Soccer take reigning European champions Chelsea FC on Wednesday night at PPL Park, the home of the Philadelphia Union.
Chicago Fire midfielder Marco Pappa was named as an inactive All-Star today, which means...absolutely nothing as he won't actually play. Then again, the Men in Red could probably use the rest.
And as an appetizer, AS Roma takes on Liverpool on 5:30 PM CST, also on ESPN 2, in a move that was surely done to convince European fans to stick around to watch the All-Star Game. Smooth move, MLS.
We'll be here to follow along, so please join as I'll try to set the record for incredibly offensive Chelsea jokes in a two-hour span. It should be legendary.