Once upon a time, all the forlorn sports enthusiast had to look forward to were actual games. Didn't like your beloved teams makeup? Tough noogies, sports fan - watch and complain, and wait 'til next year. Then, in the 80s, a bunch of baseball nerds whose day jobs were sufficiently undemanding (i.e., beat writers) invented Rotisserie Baseball. And from that grew all of the fantasy sports which go so far to defining our present sporting age: Hard-core fandom without slavish attendance to the fortunes of a single team.
And, y'know, it's super fun.
So join us, you badass roster-fixers, you savants of the soccersphere. Joining the Hot Time MLS Fantasy league is as easy as following this link, clicking 'Join League' then 'Private League' then 'Next,' and enter the mystical code 1691-303 in the box which appears.
Word is there will be prizes for the winners, but exactly what, no one is certain. So, best to treat this as a contest for nothing more than IMMORTAL GLORY, just to be on the safe side. (Also, it's a great opportunity to feel personally superior to me, Sean Spence, the worst fantasy owner in the history of either fantasies or ownership.)