Grilling With Fire, Part 4: Hunter Jumper

This time around we caught up with sophomore defender Hunter Jumper. Find out what the University of Virginia product had to say when asked the HTIOT questions. One answer will probably definitely leave an awful taste in your mouth.

Hot Time - Favorite Chicago neighborhood?

Hunter Jumper- "River East."

Hot Time - Favorite Chicago cultural institution?

Hunter Jumper - "Shakespeare Theater."

Hot Time - Favorite Chicago restaurant?

Hunter Jumper - "Yolk in Streeterville."

Hot Time - Favorite Chicago sports team besides the Fire?

Hunter Jumper - "Chicago Sky....Just kidding, the Blackhawks."

Hot Time - Favorite vacation spot?

Hunter Jumper - "South padre Island."

Hot Time - Top 3 bands on your IPod?

Hunter Jumper - "Calvin harris, Kid Cudi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sugar Ray Imagine Dragons, etc.."

Hot Time - Favorite movie?

Hunter Jumper - "Zoolander."

Hot Time - Favorite word?

Hunter Jumper - "Wiry or Kangaroo."

Hot Time - Least favorite word?

Hunter Jumper - "Communist."

Hot Time - Favorite food to cook?

Hunter Jumper - "Oatmeal."

Hot Time - If you had to have dinner with 3(4 in Hunter's case) people past or present who would it be?

Hunter Jumper - "Fictional: William Wallace from Braveheart, John and Jeremy from Wedding Crashers, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Hansel from Zoolander. Non Fictional: John Wooden, Jesus, Oprah, and all of my family."

Hot Time - Favorite sport besides soccer?

Hunter Jumper - "To watch : NFL or NBA. To play: Indoor soccer, putt putt, bowling, golf....I enjoy almost any game"

Hot Time - If you play FIFA, favorite team to play with?

Hunter Jumper - "98 France National Team or Arsenal 03/04."

Hot Time - If you weren't playing for the Fire, is there another team that you would love to play for?

Hunter Jumper - "Trick Question."

Hot Time - In your soccer career, what has been the best on field moment for you?

Hunter Jumper - "Goal vs. KC and the celebration, or winning the national championship with Corben Bone in club, or UVA in college."

Hot Time - Most embarrassing moment on the field?

Hunter Jumper - "Not wearing underwear and making a slide tackle."

Hot Time - Biggest joker on the team?

Hunter Jumper - "Haha I'm not sure, but I'd certainly say that Patrick smiles the most."

Hot Time - Who is you roommate for away games?

Hunter Jumper - "Berry."

Hot Time - Teammate with the best fashion sense?

Hunter Jumper - "#3." (Ed.: Using our HTIOT decoder ring, we deduce this player's name is 'Hunter Jumper.')

Hot Time - Teammate with the worst fashion sense?

Hunter Jumper - "#11, #20, #6, and #26." (Ed.: Again using the decoder ring, we find Daniel Paladini, Jeff Larentowicz, Jalil Anibaba and Joel Lindpere.)

Hot Time - Teammate with the worst taste in music?

Hunter Jumper - "Gargan....Now, I don't know."

Hot Time - Hardest working teammate?

Hunter Jumper - "Jeff (Larentowicz) works very hard, and he sweats a lot."

Hot Time - Best city to play in other than Chicago?

Hunter Jumper - "Portland, despite the turf."

Hot Time - Worst city to play in?

Hunter Jumper - "NE because of their turf."

Hot Time - What do you do to unwind after training or after a game?

Hunter Jumper - "Take a shower with Dove body wash."

Hot Time - Favorite former Fire player?

Hunter Jumper - "Bocanegra."

Hot Time - What goes on your hotdog?

Hunter Jumper - "Ketchup. Lots of Ketchup." (Ed.: <vomits>)