Arlo White is announcing random home videos and it’s hilarious

Earlier this week, Arlo White put out a request on his social media accounts: he wanted to see your best stay-at-home highlights. Since then, he’s taken the videos and added his commentary and analysis.

And, it’s phenomenal.

Arlo has called everything from a family helping each other out of a toilet paper jam, to a baby goalkeeper named Toby who he accused of being “very match fix-y,” to a mom making a spectacular save off her crazy kids, in a house where “it’s gonna be wine o’clock very soon.”

In one, he even breaks out his famous “meaty forehead” call.

We’re all hoping the MLS season gets started sooner rather than later, and hoping White will get to call some Chicago Fire matches at Soldier Field this summer. Until that day comes, these videos might be the next best thing.